I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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