Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Do vagina's smell?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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