You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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