I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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