Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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