i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
she peed on how many people?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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It's shark week go big or go home
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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