Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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