Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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