my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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