There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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