that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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