You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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