hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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