Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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