new low.... made out with someone while peeing
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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