She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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