No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
No subtext here. People are naked.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
