I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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