I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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