i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He passed out mid-signature
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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