there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
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You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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