I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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