I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize