just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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