we're making bets on your personal life
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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