My sheets look like a crime scene.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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