Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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