It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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