white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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