Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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