Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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