Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
