i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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