whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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