you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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