idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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