Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
