best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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