I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Is Oprah even human
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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