i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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