what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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