I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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