its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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