"it" just moved
well I can't set my house on fire every night
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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