Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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