fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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