i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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