How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
It's not a walk of shame if you run
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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