I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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