We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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