No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Randomize
