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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.

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(754): View more from Florida

you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse

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(614): View more from Ohio

just got booed by the entire restaurant.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.

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(310): View more from California

I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.

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(440): View more from Ohio

She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her

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(801): View more from Utah

Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.

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