one might say we're banned from that church
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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