I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize