You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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