whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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