Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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