Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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