they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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