help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I believe in your delicious
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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